I got a new shoe on Wednesday. A boot, really.

I've been trying to decide on a good story for how I sprained my ankle. One idea I had was "I saw someone getting mugged, went to help, and I just didn't land my roundhouse kick correctly." Can I blame Chuck Norris for making it look easy?

Anything is better than "I jumped over a puddle and there was ice on the other side".

So now I get to limp around like the Cyberdyne Systems Series 800 Model 101 at the end of The Terminator. Except without the relentless need to complete my mission to exterminate Sarah Connor.

And with the boot on my right foot, are my left shoes going to be more worn than my right shoes?